My new book “So Your Bitch Is Pregnant” is available!

HELP! The puppies are coming: A practical guide to a joyful first litter.

If you are a:

First Litter Owner

New Puppy Buyer

Reputable Breeder

Curious Dog Lover

Some or All of the Above!

Click here to buy on Amazon.

Marriage Tie

Get used to it.

In the canine world, males are dogs and females are bitches. So Your Bitch is Pregnant is totally correct in dog-world speak.

After my risqué booklet title, let’s have even some more fun. Here is an artful photo of The Marriage Tie. This depicts the beginning of the nuptials, not the unfortunate finale of some human relationships.

So while I am giving birth to my little book about litters, remember three things:

One: The process is natural and instinctive to the bitch.

Two:  Encyclopedic knowledge is unnecessary.

Three: What to expect and what to have on hand is paramount.

Feel free to check out this Dogumentary video to get a sense of what fun and joy you can have by sharing the coming pups with the world.

Millions view the Dalmatian from Goleta, CA!
By John Palminteri
KEYT News Channel 3
Santa Barbara, California

Fyrehouse Phoebe, ears blowing in the wind,
Is the Dalmatian star of the
2019 Budweiser Super Bowl winning commercial!

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